A TEXT POST

melissathehuman:

Sometimes I have dreams that will ruin my morning, dreams about things like my ex, or about REALLY AWESOME ADVENTURE TIME VIDEO GAMES THAT INCORPORATE MINECRAFT AND DON’T EXIST IN REAL LIFE, AND WHY DON’T THEY???

So, I had some shower thoughts about this, and it’s really baffling as to why a really deep, smart, amazing video game doesn’t exist for Adventure Time yet. I mean, this shit writes itself (the name is Adventure Time, c’mon guys): 

  • Your home base is the treehouse. Obviously. 
  • The initial level or main town/center-of-the-map/whatever is the Candy Kingdom, or maybe just PB’s castle. She probably is the person who sends you on missions or whatever, per the show. 
  • The land of Ooo is infinite, as are the possibilities for worlds and levels in the game. Ice Kingdom. Fire Kingdom. Creepy hell-style levels like The Nightosophere. Castle Lemongrab. 
  • What’s that? You want fun bonus levels or mini games? Guess what? AN ADORABLE COMPUTER WITH VIDEOGAMES IS A CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. 
  • The Time Room. The Citadel. Lumpy Space. Breakfast Kingdom. Party God. SERIOUSLY, WHY DO I EVEN NEED TO WRITE THIS ALL OUT FOR YOU, SHIT IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST IDEA EVER.

The risk, of course, is that someone makes an Adventure Time video game, and it sucks or is otherwise disappointing. Ideally, such a game would be accessible, innovative, challenging, and creative, just like the show itself (these qualities do not seem to apply to the one AT game I did find, Explore the Dungeon Because I Don’t Know!). I suppose that’s the risk with expanding or adapting anything that you love. 

Still - I’m pretty sure I’d like to live in a world with a badass playable Adventure Time PC game where I can travel to the Nightosphere. 

Reblogged from Melissa The Human
A TEXT POST

What I really need is for someone to stand in front of me while I bellow incoherently, and all of my emotional and mental bullshit will flow out of me, and they will take it all in like John Coffey from The Green Mile. Any takers?

A TEXT POST

Sometimes I have dreams that will ruin my morning, dreams about things like my ex, or about REALLY AWESOME ADVENTURE TIME VIDEO GAMES THAT INCORPORATE MINECRAFT AND DON’T EXIST IN REAL LIFE, AND WHY DON’T THEY???

A VIDEO

staying-frozen:

As I expected. “Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.”
                                                                                               Mary Poppins (1964) - Seven Outfits

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A PHOTO

marilynstays:

sequinedk:

nerdshares:

Yes, good.

Pretty much.

Yep.

Reblogged from Misandry Mermaid
A QUOTE

without any assistance or guidance from you
i have loved you assiduously for 8 months 2 wks & a day
i have been stood up four times
i’ve left 7 packages on yr doorstep
forty poems 2 plants & 3 handmade notecards i left
town so i cd send to you have been no help to me
on my job
you call at 3:00 in the mornin on weekdays
so i cd drive 27 1/2 miles cross the bay before i go to work
charmin charmin
but you are of no assistance
i want you to know
this waz an experiment
to see how selfish i cd be
if i wd really carry on to snare a possible lover
if i waz capable of debasin my self for the love of another
if i cd stand not being wanted
when i wanted to be wanted
& i cannot
so
with no further assistance & no guidance from you
i am endin this affair

this note is attached to a plant
i’ve been waterin since the day i met you
you may water it
yr damn self

Reblogged from A Parcel of Life
A QUOTE

I don’t care if somebody wants to waste their own time, but I only have this one body and this one life and if I am being held up by somebody who isn’t helping me expand my horizons or move forward in some way, that is unacceptable. Time is the only thing I can’t make more of - I can always make more money, I can find new friends, I can get a new car or more food or clothes or whatever, but I will never get back those four years. That is infuriating to me.

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